![]() 10/23/2013 at 19:22 • Filed to: Don't want to live on this planet anymore | ![]() | ![]() |
So let's shit all over one by tacking on a bunch of superfluous garbage on it, and finish off the carcass with the shittiest $10 walmart wheels you've ever seen.
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Oh God, kill it with fire!
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That's hideous. Like Mansory levels of terrible.
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This is why we can't have nice things...
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Looks like a ricer eclipse.
This isn't a real thing, right? Right?
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This can't be real...
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Hold your horses. It's not a Ferrari, it won't burn with ordinary fire.
This type of evil can only be destroyed in the fires from which it came. We need to burn down the shop that created it, and burn all the cars inside.
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Please tell me this is just a photoshop and not an actual Aston that suffered a horrible fate
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2oo1, The Fast and the Furious just came out and Paul Walker and Vin Diesel CAN DO NO WRONG, MAN!
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Why are the wheels 4 lug?
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This better be a Photoshop mockup...
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I like your style!
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It's for the Civic Big Brake Kit conversion. You gotta retrofit them since they don't sell an Aston BBK on eBay.
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How dare you sir?
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I know I'm going to get shit on for this, but I don't mind it. Hate the wheels and spoiler but I'm kinda diggin' the wide body kit. Make the doors flush and I think it'd work!
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Lol this is why some people cannot make it in car design. #WhatAreYouDoing??
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Thank fuck that's only a photoshop job.
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This is me shitting on you.
I think there's elements that if toned back drastically could work, specifically some of the hood vents, but otherwise you sir are wrong. WROOOOONG!!
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I'm going to assume that your "WROOOOONG!!" is sarcasm seeing as it's an opinion. But yes, Aston could, in theory, create a new variant with this if they toned it down a bit.
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Thank fuck indeed. I was hoping this was the case.
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Your sarcasm radar served you well.
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And I bet those titanium lug nuts are expensive.
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I dig the spoiler, rear fenders, and hood. It's the front fenders, wheels, and front fascia that I hate.
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Thank you sweet, gentle, baby Jesus
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Thank god it finally worked for once!
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Man, sory about your aston.
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Fender flares on top of fender flares! What could possibly be better?
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This above picture is a horrible ricer PS made by someone bad who should feel bad, but I agree that Aston Martin makes some nice-looking cars.
They actually made a Scion iQ sorta presentable, albeit with a quadrupled price tag.
See?
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It's like seeing a graceful and gorgeous woman waitressing at Hooters.
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I just...
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.